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Feed Your Head, Masterpost

Title: Feed Your Head
Fandom: SPN RPF
Characters/Pairings: Jensen/Danneel, Jared/Gen
Word Count: 33,350
Rating: NC-17 (just for one sex scene in part 6, FYI)
Warnings: Language, violence, sex, and angsty angst
Disclaimer: I made this shit up. It's got bits of SPN RPF, Once Upon a Time, different versions of Alice in Wonderland, and a bunch of shit I made up all thrown into it, so it might be a mess!
Summary: When Danneel is kidnapped, Jensen and Jared follow her through a strange portal and find themselves in Wonderland. They soon discover that the Queen wants Danneel for her own evil purposes and do their best to try to save her, not knowing if it's possible or if they will ever find their way back home.


Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7

Aaaand, spam. Because apparently this gif made me think up this (and possibly the fic I just posted before this):



Jensen’s always more touchy-feely after he’s been laid. So when he comes by the carpet with Danneel and grabs Misha and Jim to kiss them both, Misha knows what’s going on. He can almost smell it under Jensen’s overdose of cologne. Jensen’s got that afterglow about him, that hastily put together look of his hair randomly slicked up, his shirt mostly buttoned and quickly tucked in with the sleeves rolled up, and the first pair of shoes he could find on his way out there hurriedly slipped on his feet. He’s smug and confident as he ditches them for the party inside, and Misha inwardly gives a fond shake of his head.

He meets up with Jensen for a drink once inside, and Jensen’s still got that air about him, that smug smile, and Misha laughs. “You didn’t do anything special, you know. All you did was fuck your wife. Millions of people do that every day.”

Jensen frowns a little and glares at Misha, who feels a small sense of victory in the slight drop in Jensen’s mood. He protests as Jensen reaches for the toothpick in his martini, but isn’t quick enough to keep Jensen from eating the olives and shooting the empty stick back into the glass. “Don’t take this away from me.”



I don't know what this is, if Jensen really eats olives, or why Misha has a martini, lols. XD

Title: The Incredibly Low Expectations of Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki
Characters: Jensen, Jared
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,049
Warnings: Spoilers for 2.04, 2.17, 2.22, and 3.16.
Disclaimer: Actually, some of this really happened. But not all of it. I was inspired by events that happened IRL! :)
Synopsis: Jensen and Jared don't expect things to turn out the way they do.
Notes: Yeah, I took a bunch of crap that happened IRL and wrote about it, because it makes me feel all warm and squishy inside. For "The Play," I know I found some of Jared's quotes and the info in someone's LJ, I just don't remember where, now. I live online, and I forget these things. Feel free to poke me for credit!

( So, you're Sam, huh? )

Title: Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock
Characters: Jared, Jensen, and the dogs.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,263
Warnings: ...I don't think this one needs any.
Disclaimer: If this was really happening, I'd be far too busy stalking the boys' house in Vancouver with my digital camera to sit down and write all of this. And, yes, I'm totally stealing video game titles, even if they don't completely fit the story.
Synopsis: Jensen The Guitar Hero saves the day. What a cheesy summary.
Notes: Thanks to everybody who's been reading/commenting so far!! I was a little concerned that this one sucked, but I'm posting it anyway. I was thinking of doing one more to round it out with one more from Jensen's point of view, but I'm not sure.

( I can help you with that, you know. )

Guitar Hero World Tour

Title: Guitar Hero
Characters: Jared and Jensen. And the dogs.
Rating: PG-13 for F-bombs? I dunno. It's pretty innocent. :P
Word Count: 2,092
Warnings: Cuteness? Dunno if it counts as a spoiler, but includes the mention of a prank Jared said was played on him and Jensen during the filming of a S4 episode.
Disclaimer: I'm just a silly fan who writes fiction. Don't know or own them.
Synopsis: Jensen is Jared's guitar hero. And basically just his hero in general. Trust me, it's pretty much pure cheese.

( I'll grab the guitars, you grab the beers? )

Guitar Hero II